What is this I don't even...

She is the most amazing person I’ve ever heard of or talked to and she’s all I want and I’m all she wants and I’m still trying to get used to that I get scared and nervous and excited all at the same time

Tales of Mere Existence- “How To Break Up”

By Lev Yilmaz

Sometimes I miss my ex-girlfriends. Then I masturbate and I don’t anymore.

Nothing is sexier than watching your lover cook for you ^.^

dogpool:

It was yum.

;O

Time to play Heroes of Newerth until my brain rots.

-Dogpool

I’ll never be a girl’s gold medal.

I’m not a silver.

I’m not even a bronze.

I’m barely a participant ribbon.