motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!
reptilia || the strokes
I said please don’t slow me down
if I’m going too fast
you’re in a strange part of our town
“We live in a shockingly beautiful world. We are walking through the living kingdom of heaven every day; the colours, the sound, the love of others, the potential to create, the plants, wildlife, nature, music, all sensations and life…but if we refuse to see colour and beauty we may as well be in Hell. Maybe an animated band was the best way of announcing this.”
i am now a 9000% sure that saiyan dads trying to be cool is my favourite thing to draw ever
“The king of Westeros was who? - Robert Baratheon and HE asked Eddard, also known as of course- Lord Stark…”
[check out Garrison’s full “Game of Thrones” lesson here]
every episode of rick and morty is my favorite episode of rick and morty
The presidents of the united states of america - Peaches
#’are you sure we’re not related?’#is that your way of hitting on her jaime