At least you don’t laugh like Ray Liotta.
"Greetings, martyr, and welcome. If you’re here now it means you’ve been offered up as a sacrifice so that your vault can continue to thrive. Currently, you may be feeling sad or angry, perhaps you never got to have grand kids, or to enjoy the pleasures of a fresh cigar. March with your head held high, soldier, and remember each of us has an important role to play. For some people, their role might be to heal the sick. For others, it might mean they will drive a race car, or fly a rocket ship, and some of us are meant to forfeit our lives for the good of the people. Sure, it might not be as fun as driving a race car, but it’s every bit as important. Let’s take a moment to reflect on the moments that made your life worth living. Think about that time you kissed your steady girl for the first time under the bleachers at the big game, or when you snuck out after curfew to catch that new flick that your parents wouldn’t let you see because it was too scary. Boy, were they right! And who could forget when you met the love of your life. What a looker! These are just examples. Do you feel that feeling stirring in your chest? Good. What you are feeling is peace. You’ve led a great life - living it has been its own reward. But, it is only the beginning. Close your eyes now and imagine what joys await you in the next life - the afterlife. Can you see them? Good."
Because damnit this was my favorite part.
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Mortal Kombat X release date set for April, Goro named as pre-order bonus
Warner Bros. reveals Mortal Kombat X release date and Goro as retail pre-order character.
Wow go fuck yourselves
weezer - why bother?